I was lying in my bed,just staring at the ceiling.
I couldn’t sleep,even though I was tired.You know why?
Because it’s October.
It’s October twelfth.
Even though it’s nowhere close to Halloween,the air of spookiness and pumpkin spice was in the air.
When it’s October,it’s like the whole world is holding their breath,waiting,anticipating and fearing Halloween.
To top it off,there was a furious thunder storm outside.The kind in horror movies.
I lay there,staring at the ceiling,listening to the ominous thunder.
It was still going.I sighed and turned around,so that my back was to the window.
Then,I saw it.
A pink haired,female clown,smiling at me.Her smile was unnatural and didn’t quite reach her eyes.
She held a rainbow of balloons in one hand.In the other,she wielded a machete.
I didn’t think.I reacted.
I grabbed the rosary from my nightstand and shoved it in her face.
“BEGONE,DEMON! YOU VILE,UNHOLY CREATURE OF HATE! YOU DEVIL CLOWN! YOU SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON!” I kept shouting things and waving the rosary around.
The clown started chuckling that weird laugh all clowns have.It was high pitched,garbled and insane.
She put the machete away and that’s when I recognized her.
My magical clown girlfriend.
“What was that?! Where did you get that machete?!” I asked her.
She continued to laugh that ugly clown laugh.
“That machete isn’t real.I stole it from a Halloween store.” She stabbed her finger to show me.
“See,not real.It’s plastic.Touch it.” Philippa said.
I narrowed my eyes at her and touched it.Sure enough,it was plastic.
“You should have seen your face! You were all shocked and scared.It was hilarious! All I did was a harmless Halloween prank and you totally fell for it! You sounded like an exorcist from a cheesy horror movie!” Philippa chortled.
She kept laughing,her laugh getting uglier and uglier by the second.
“That wasn’t funny,Philippa.I thought you were going to kill me like those clowns from the movies.” I said.
“Oh,really?!” She howled.She was still laughing!
Damn,that girl can’t stop laughing.She can’t even laugh with manners.
Suddenly,I heard my Mom walking downstairs.Me and my Mom are witches,so she knows about and tolerates Philippa.
That doesn’t mean she likes her.
She finds her very loud and annoying.
Mom slammed the door open and narrowed her eyes at Philippa.She had her bathrobe hastily tied on her.
If anyone was more mad at Philippa than me,it was Mom.
Philippa shut up the second she saw her.
“Philippa.It’s 12:00 A.M..Why are you bothering Nova? Leave her alone.Because when you bother her,you start getting loud and it drives me crazy! Be quiet.Please,I’m begging you.” My Mom said shakily.She had bags under her eyes.
“Sorry.” Philippa mumbled.She’d only apologize to My Mom.
My Mom left and I was alone with my annoying clown girlfriend.
Welcome to my life.
Characters in Gacha Club:
Penelope (Nova's Mom):
John (Nova's Dad):
Obrigado pela leitura!
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