A book of homemade jokes :) Suivre l’histoire

Megan T

A book of home made jokes for you to have a giggle at! Thanks for all the views (Give me credit if you use ANY OF THESE JOKES)

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Jokes

1. why are goats better than sheep?

beacause they are the greatest of all time

2. what did the ketchup say to the mustard?

its hotdog time!

3. What did one wall say to the other?

Lets meet at the corner.

4. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Who

Who who?

Is there an owl in here?

what ice cream always forgets things

an Affogato(i-forgoto)

whats a computers favorite drink?

gatorade

why?

beacause it gives them a lot of energy

7. whats daves favorite song?

crab rave

8. what did leafy say to his enemy?

leaf me alone

9. what power does flowy have

flower power

10. what did dirty say to his co-worker (who is from spain)

grassious(gracias)

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A propos de l’auteur

Les-beam 🏳️‍🌈 H e l l o👁️👅👁️ I’m someone 👁️👄👁️ Im a book writer and songwriter 👁️🫦👁️ Yoinkers I hope you like my books👀 I am all genders but I prefer they/them

Megan T ~`|w e l c o m e|`~ I've created 2 different books. One is a blog, the other is this one called 'Knock Knock'. Ive had many, many more before thatx but they all were terrible. I am one of those people whos goal is to make everything perfect. Especially my books. I hope you enjoy them!