1 You will be born unwillingly.
2You will be born a girl or a boy or both.
3 You will study for many years.
4 You will start liking girls or boys or both.
5 You will work many years because you like money.
6 You will fall in love while you're young and pretty.
7 You will get married, or not, and start getting old.
8 You will have kids, or not, and keep getting old.
9 More years will pass and you will feel more at peace.
10 Then sadly, one day, you will die.
(And your new iPhone won't change this)
Merci pour la lecture!