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There are three and with Harrison Ford

Yes, the title was a word game, a very bad one, but hey! There is a reason for everything. I failed 4 final exams and now I have to present the extraordinary ones, but here's the problem: I can only present 3, but I can drag 2 subjects while I study my next semester, so my plan's this: I present two of those 4 subjects's extraordinary exams and leave the other two subjects dragging in the next semester, but as I said at the beginning: everything has a reason. those two subjects are Analytic Geometry and Physics, the two hardest ones, and with two of the most disliked teachers of all the school (after the technology teacher, but I'll talk about that later), which means I won't be able to learn and understand, in five days, a whole semester of the two hardest subjects of the entire semester, and because of that, I'll have to start from zero the subjects, but in a new semester.


It will be harder for me, but I'll try my best. I'm not Ed Maverick. I WILL finish high school.


Now, let's talk about that apparently virgin, very hated, sterile dumb face and socially rejected bastard, which is my technology teacher. We ALL hate him, because he is a prick. He doesn't show us how to do the stuff he wants us to do, and he only tells us how to use fucking Excel. SERIOUSLY?!?!?! EXCEL?!?!?! THEY HIRED A TEACHER TO SHOW US HOW TO USE EXCEL?!?!?! YOUTUBE COULD'VE DONE THAT FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!


No, but srsly now, nobody likes him. There are lots of reasons why, so I won't be mentioning them all, but he is, at least inside the school, public enemy #1. Swear.



Dec. 6, 2019, 1:21 a.m. 0 Report Embed 0

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